I do not like Hemmingway… I am not fond of much of what he wrote. I feel his characters are at best two dimensional and his macho bullshit bores the everloving fuck out of me.

I do enjoy a Mojito though, so I have to give him credit for liking a pleasant beverage.

I’m not much of a fan of Mark Twain either.

Stenbeck though… whew… good fucking stuff!